March 2012
Anonymous asked: You were abducted by evil farmers with a fetish for little boys. Hes going to shove a fruit/vegetable in your anus. Hes going to let you choose. Your options are A) Pineapple B) a Gourd C) 3 bananas
Ronald Jenkees is so sick.
And he has such a good outlook on everything.
i never get anons asking me weird shit
brentsupertramp:
it makes me sad
February 2012
Me every night
Me: I should get off the computer.
iTunes: But wait, this song's really good.
Me: Yeah, you're right. I'll get off after this song.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ok, I should get off now.
iTunes: Dude, wait, you haven't heard this song in forever.
Me: You're right, I forgot how good this song was.
Me (2 hours later): FFFFFFFFFFFF-
I wish I had a webcam so I could photospam.
devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
Finding the God particle
the-bridge-to-science:
Photo: ATLAS
by Nino Meese-Tamuri
Did you ever wish that you could eat an unlimited amount of that favourite treat of yours without gaining even an ounce? A quick trip on the scale, however, tells you that that’s not possible. So why isn’t it?
Researchers at the world’s largest physics lab at CERN are working hard to find out what gives mass to matter such as that...
You're gonna fly high
You’re never gonna die, you’re gonna make it if you try, they’re gonna love you.
commanderinqueef:
are you a drumset because i want to beat the shit out of you
xomoonbeambutterfly started following you.
Yessss, you’re so awesome.
Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets sent to...
ameliepoutine:
because i’ve got an hour to kill
Sometimes, I need dumb music.
I appreciate music that’s written very well, I absolutely adore Zappa, and Blotted Science, but sometimes I need something dumb.
I need to listen to Slayer or Megadeth or something fast and thrashy.
Do you know what I mean?
irenigg:
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!
fuck u i wont do what ya tell me!